nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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