i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Operation Purity has been aborted
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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