She is in my trunk
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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