handjob tips. give me some.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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