I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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