do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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