Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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