He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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