just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
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