I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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