i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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