do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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