It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Quick, to the slutcave!
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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