Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Randomize
