Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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