I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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