I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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