And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
