We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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