I can tuck mytits in my pants
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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