i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I got inside last night via doggy door
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
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