Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
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