she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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