bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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