i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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