PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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