I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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