i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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