I want to stick my p in your. b.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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