Is it because I queefed?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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