i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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