This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
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