is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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