am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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