I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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