Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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