I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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