think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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