I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Randomize
