Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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