Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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