Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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