PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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