Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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