I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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