one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I just sucked dick on a ferry
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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