So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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