I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Randomize
