JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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