he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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