I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize
